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Tuesday to Saturday 3-14 Feb, 7.30pm, Saturday matinee 3pm

New Diorama Theatre, 15-16 Triton Street, Regent's Place, London NW1 3BF

£19 full price | Previews £11/ £3 | Pay What You Can (07 Feb Only)

Discount code for Camden Locals: GUIDELINESLOCAL for £10 tickets

Tuesday to Saturday 3-14 Feb, 7.30pm, Saturday matinee 3pm

New Diorama Theatre, 15-16 Triton Street, Regent's Place, London NW1 3BF

£19 full price | Previews £11/ £3 | Pay What You Can (07 Feb Only)

Discount code for Camden Locals: GUIDELINESLOCAL for £10 tickets

“We cannot allow you to go into the heart of that silent dark forest and to the door of that cabin. You will not like what is in the cabin. We know what is in the cabin and it is very, very bad.”

In the sterile glow of a Silicon Valley boardroom, two beguiling strangers meticulously outline the terms and conditions. In the beating heart of a search engine, a shadow falls across your browser tab, whispering that everything will be okay as long as you keep your eyes fixed on the radiant screen.

In a barren field lost in time, two teenage girls prise open a portal they'll never be able to close. Guidelines is a live haunting for the social media age, a primordial ritual conjuring the dark side of growing up online. Summoning the internet as the deep dark woods of our cultural imagination, this is a shapeshifting journey through cached nightmares, a conjuring in the comments section, and a reckoning with all the things you were too young to see or understand. This is the debut show from CONGLOMERATE.

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Weekdays in school holidays

The Garden Cinema, 39-41 Parker Street London WC2B 5PQ

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2 pairs of hands with yellow sponges stained by pink paint in their hands. Their artwork lays on a table covered in plastic that is lavender coloured.

Every Tuesday from 11:30am to 12.30pm

Gym Room, Kentish Town Health Centre, 2 Bartholomew Rd, London NW5 2BX

Free